📖 Minion Profit Calculator Guide for Newbies

1. Load the data

Click 🔄 Load Minion Data to fetch current Bazaar prices and calculate daily profit for each minion and tier. Any time you change a setting below, the table refreshes automatically after a short delay — you don’t need to click it again.

2. Customize for your profile (optional but recommended)

Enter your Minecraft Username and click Sync. This pulls your SkyBlock profiles from Hypixel. You can your correct profile which’ll auto-select your current active one. Once synced, the calculator knows which minions you’ve actually crafted and automatically turns on “Hide Uncrafted/Locked Minions” so you’re only looking at minions you own, **at your highest owned tier.

3. Filter and search

Use the Filter by Minion Name box or the Category dropdown to filter the table. These work whether or not you’ve synced a profile.

4. Set your sell strategy

Target Sell Strategy controls how daily profit is calculated: Auto picks whichever of Bazaar Instant Sell, Bazaar Sell Offer, or NPC price is highest for each item; you can also force one specific method for all the minion outputs. I would recommend you keep it at auto.

5. Apply your speed boosts

• Derpy Buff — flat +25% speed to everything, if it’s active for you right now.
• Equipped Speed Pet — only boosts minions in its matching category (e.g. Rabbit Pet only boosts Farming minions). Set the pet’s speed perk % once selected.
• Island Crystals — passive island buffs, also category-specific.
• Beacon — a global boost that applies to every minion regardless of category.

6. Fuel, Hoppers & Upgrades

Each minion row has its own 4 slots: Fuel and Hopper (left dropdowns), and 2 Upgrade slots (right dropdowns). Some upgrades only appear for eligible minion types (e.g. Corrupt Soil only shows for mob-spawning minions). You can also set a Fuel or Hopper choice once at the top (“Fuel/Hopper: Applies to All Minions”) to apply it to every minion at once, then fine-tune individual ones after.

Note: a Hopper auto-sells raw drops directly and overrides any Compactor selection in that row — it always takes priority over a Super Compactor 3000/Dwarven Super Compactor if one is selected. (This is actually broken and I dont know how to fix it)

7. Compactor mode

Auto uses the default loadout which I have configed and believe is best for that minion. Always On forces every eligible minion to use its Compactor (locking that upgrade slot). Always Off removes Compactor options entirely, freeing up the slot for other upgrades.

8. Inferno Minions

Inferno Minions dont take the normal Fuel/Hopper/Upgrade items and use hypergolic fuel instead. Instead set Total Placed (each placed minion adds +18% speed to all your placed Infernos, up to 10) and your Gabagool Fuel Tier / Distillate. They’re only cost-effective near max profile progression and only when placed in full sets of 10.

9. Reading the table

Click any minion’s ? button to see the full breakdown of every item it produces, with per-unit Bazaar and NPC prices. Click column headers to sort. we try our best to keep minion outputs accurate, but please do verify in-game before relying on it heavily.

Generated Items Breakdown